The Grunge Spray (Sorting Society) Poem by George BernardBloodyShaw

Firstly one needs a grunge spray
to eliminate
anything that may
intimidate.
I see
no sign
much from a society
of life that is MINE.
For the best results
allay one's self to no cults
no politics
no dicks.
One's life is one's own
so I will frown
on sorting society.
Please leave me alone
or I WILL use my grunge spray
to get my way
to do life to it my way....



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