The Idiot And The Moron Poem by Spock the Vegan

The Idiot And The Moron

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Two brothers were arguing
I know not what about
One called the other an idiot
The other had no doubt
that he couldn't top that so he called
the first a moron, a strategy I recon
The first replied again "you're an idiot"
"You're a moron" said the second
This went on until the first
turned red and nearly burst
and said "You idiot, an idiot is stupider than a moron"
"But a moron doesn't know that" the second cursed

The Idiot And The Moron
Saturday, October 31, 2015
Topic(s) of this poem: humor,humour,brother,family,fighting,idiocy,life
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Kim Barney 22 December 2015

When I was a kid, we had the Little Moron jokes. Why did the little moron do this? or Why did the little moron do that? Why did the little moron take a ladder to the saloon? Because he heard the drinks were on the house. (and many other stupid jokes of that nature)

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Spock The Vegan 24 October 2016

I remember them. Now they are replaced with blonde jokes.

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Joyce Barnson 12 November 2015

Funny poem! It reminds me of my brothers!

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Spock The Vegan 24 October 2016

Thanks. I suppose all brothers do similar things. Sisters.....?

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Kim Barney 08 November 2015

Funny. Reminds me of my poem THE UGLY BROTHER, except that in that case the brothers were arguing about who was the uglier.

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Spock The Vegan 24 October 2016

I read that one, It was great. Now who's funnier, you or me?

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Lorraine Colon 02 November 2015

What a funny poem. It brought a smile on this dismal day.

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Spock The Vegan 24 October 2016

Glad I could brighten your day.

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