Two brothers were arguing
I know not what about
One called the other an idiot
The other had no doubt
that he couldn't top that so he called
the first a moron, a strategy I recon
The first replied again "you're an idiot"
"You're a moron" said the second
This went on until the first
turned red and nearly burst
and said "You idiot, an idiot is stupider than a moron"
"But a moron doesn't know that" the second cursed
Funny. Reminds me of my poem THE UGLY BROTHER, except that in that case the brothers were arguing about who was the uglier.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
When I was a kid, we had the Little Moron jokes. Why did the little moron do this? or Why did the little moron do that? Why did the little moron take a ladder to the saloon? Because he heard the drinks were on the house. (and many other stupid jokes of that nature)
I remember them. Now they are replaced with blonde jokes.