The Medical Examiner's Love Poem by Chuck Audette
The Medical Examiner's Love
the medical examiner knew
she wasn't up-to-dating
but this was the woman who
he'd spent his life a-waiting
he knew all the details grim
of her life and her sad death
and when the police caught him
he readily confessed
for he'd taken just a bit
twas not really much of a crime
just her perfect tit
and he talked to it all the time
He read to it the headlines
and they always watched the news
saw movies of all kinds
and talked political views
you might think him shady
but twas just a strange love
for this dead lady
he kept abreast of
Confession is part of life. Nice work and, thanks for sharing.
Humour for the sake of humour is alright but humour for the sake of or leading to a woman's autopsy is not palatable. Thanks.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! ! (warnings? maybe to go to the loo BEFORE you read it) Hugs Anna xxx
Gives me hope, one day, my fear or fault may be chosen for special approval. Surprise element is a merit.
I acknowledge the humor and wit in this piece but it is not for me. I see he has written other poems so I shall read a few more and hope the topics are more in my comfort zone. I do think he has wit so if he reads this comment I want him to know that I acknowledge this while not a fan of this kind of topic. No poet will satisfy every reader's taste. After all, as hard as it is to believe, there are people who dislike Robert Frost! Gasp!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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4/18/2024 3:45:34 PM # 1.0.0.1119
Ha ha! Your quirky narratives just get funnier! Tit-tilating in a dark and macar-bra way! I think you've been watching too much CSI! ! Justine.