The Most Famous Buttocks In The World Poem by Dónall Dempsey

We stand
waiting for a bus.

My right hand in your
left hand back pocket.

Your left hand in my
right hand back pocket

of our favourite
old blue jeans

cupping each other’s
buttocks.

Finally a 69
comes

and takes us
home to bed

where my left hand
on your right hand naked buttock

and your right hand
on my left hand naked buttock

continues on
where we left off
at the bus stop.

We the owners of
the most cupped buttocks

in History
except for maybe

Cleopatra & Anthony.