The New Girl Poem by Janneke Tenvoorde

There’s a new girl
Her face makes me hurl
I feared,
that she’d be weird,
Now my fear came true
She truly looks like poo
Now that I say,
I think she is gay.
And with her long nose
She looks like a garden hose
We shouldn’t be so mean
But she really is unclean
The boys go tutt, tutt,
When they see her blubber butt.
Now that she’s a teen
She should seriously become lean
Her arms are very hairy
And did I mention that her name’s Shari?