Every time I wear my good new shoes
doesn't it just rain?
and not just pennies from heaven.
It rains-no, pardonnez, - pours
soaking sole to toe
my costly, good, new shoes.
It doesn't matter what the weather says
a propos precipitation-
I but need to slip them on and...thunderation,
down, down, down it comes-
starting out with a spatter,
turning into a very... serious matter;
Whether they be loafers, like their buyer
or if they've laces;
ostrich, suede or
patten leather, as the case is,
pink, maroon or just plain blue,
It's irrelevant, if I've spent
more than a fiver on them,
parapluie or no, so
whether they come from Sims
or lordly Lord and Taylor-
off the rack at Saks
or lowly Army Navy,
down, down, down it comes
I'm just letting you know
(baby, it's uncanny)
whenever I wear my old, new shoes
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