The Old Terrorist Is Back In Town Poem by Ramona Thompson

Dark rewrite of Garth Brook's The Old Man Is Back In Town

Chorus

Hey, the old terrorist is back in town
He's eager to start spreadin' some anthrax around
He's come a long, long way
With his Jihad soliders of hate and his bomb laden sleigh
He's bringin' lots of decoy toys
Designed to trick and blow up
All the naughty ladies and gentlemen on secret Christmas hit list
So quick before this wicked one carries his cruel plan thru
Go spread the news
Yeah, the old terrorist is back in town

He's been waitin' all year long
Just to bring his vengence to you
All his sheep like followers and wrinkly, old ugly old Mrs. Bin Laden
Have been waitin' all year too
Sick to death of all his tongue lashings
They've been slowly food poisoning all his wicked Jihad reindeer
So take my advice
Check every foreigner that comes through those airport gates
Twice
Cos soon they'll gonna be sending that old terrorist over to our town
To try and blow us all away

Now we all wait in excited crowds to see his sorry butt hung
His eyes popping out and aglow
His final death song sung
Nasty old Bin Laden's last bell finally rung
As we celebrate the best gift ever
Singing every Christmas song we know
Once we've made an example of him
We can rest safe
Knowing that never again will any other terrorist jerk
Try to step out of line

Hey, the old terrorist is back in town
He's eager to start spreadin' some anthrax around
He's come a long, long way
With his Jihad soliders of hate and his bomb laden sleigh
He's bringin' lots of decoy toys
Designed to trick and blow up
All the naughty ladies and gentlemen on secret Christmas hit list
So quick before this wicked one carries his cruel plan thru
Go spread the news
Yeah, the old terrorist is back in town

Everybody gather 'round
'Cause soon the old terrorist is gonna be back in town
This time
For the very last time

2008 Ramona Thompson