The Procrastinator's Oath Poem by Justin Reamer

On my honour,
And on my dignity,
And on my family's name,
I promise to do my best
When I do my work tomorrow,
And when I have the time of my life tonight.
I will do my work really well tomorrow,
And i will get it done well.
I will help other people two hours from now,
And I will get them help when
I'm done with my relaxation.
Someday, I will do my community service,
For i will enjoy time with friends first.
I will please my boss someday,
After having a night of fun with my spouse.
I will give money to charity someday,
And I will donate some things to them,
Since my wife nags me about it,
Someday when I'm not too busy.
I will take care of the family household chores,
After I am done watching the 'Jersey Shore'
Marathon on my television set.
I will go back to Church someday,
After I get enough rest this weekend.
I will help my son with his things,
And my wife with hers,
And my daughter with hers,
After I am done lying around
And I promise to keep myself
Physically weak, mentally asleep,
And morally awkward.