The Quebec Queen Poem by K.B Cook

The quaint quarters of the Quebec Queen
Was in a query not a quarrel nor a quarry nor a quest.
To quote the Queen
' The quality of quid is in the quantity of quaffing
And the qualification of the quazzy quail.'
Now the quiet quirky quack is quick with a quip
With his quill and his quilt he'll quiver at a question,
Be quenched with a quibble; To be quite polite
He felt a bit queer to be in the quay
In quarantine with the Queen.
At last he had to quit the quarrelsome quiz
With the Queen where they quothed to and fro
About quantam theory and Qudditch.