The (Somalian) Pirates Of The Oblivion Poem by Joe Rosochacki

The Somalian Pirates of the Oblivion, they are plain stupid!

Pirates from Somalia attacked the Maersk Alabama again!
It was earlier this year when three Somalian pirates went Davey Jones' Locker,
Brought down by a trio of SEALs from the Navy back then.

The Somalian Pirates of the Oblivion, they are plain stupid!

However this time, the Alabama was guarded by security who had weapons.
They repelled the Pirates of Oblivion by shooting back once the ship was fired on.
I don't know if one pirate was hit, but if there was one Somalian death, s%#T happens.

The Somalian Pirates of the Oblivion, they are plain stupid!

I can foresee a time when NATO will strafe boats on the offshore of Somalia
-and many a town,
It would be a pre-emptive strike, a lot of innocent will die, thanks to the 'Bozos' around.
'Stupid is as Stupid does' according to Forrest Gump,
-the people of Somalia will tearfully frown.

The Somalian Pirates of the Oblivion, they are plain stupid!

11-18-09
(see Observation Yo, Ho, Ho and a Bottle of Starr Rum.)