The Sthenurus Poem by Keith Shorrocks Johnson

COMING OUT AS BI

Roo keep movin' - youse swankin' something dilly
Something's up your pouch so confess
You've been flammin' when you should have been griffin'
And now science has put it to the test

Youse roos were made for walking
And that's just what youse did
Spruikin' won't unsure us
Youse struthin' Sthenurus.

Yeah, you keep amblin' when you oughta be hoppin'
And you keep stuntin' when you oughta upped it
You keep slopin' when you oughta be a scotchin'
Now, what's right is right but you ain't been right yet

Youse roos were made for walking
And that's just what youse did
Spruikin' won't unsure us
Youse struthin' Sthenurus.

You keep strollin' when you should have be stillin'
And you keep thinkin' that you'll never get caught
But I've just found me a brand new box of fossils
That ends the lies I never should have bought

Youse roos were made for walking
And that's just what youse did
Spruikin' won't unsure us
Youse struthin' Sthenurus.