'Thigh Ignition' Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

Ms Grimslee?
Have you had too much to drink?
When I said I enjoy the fresh approach,
You use to deliver realism to your artwork.
I meant that.
Did you misunderstand me?

I said, 'I enjoy sniffing your paintings! '
Not your 'panties'.
Is this the private viewing you wanted to show me?
Would you put them back on.
Let's join the others where your paintings are on exhibit!

~Forgive me!
Will you please keep this between us!
This is most embarrassing.~

I am still interested in purchasing, 'Thigh Ignition'
What scent is that did you use?
It reminds me of tuna!