Andrew Hamm (Chesterfield, UK)
This is the Key to a Gas Meter
This key is different to most keys.
It’s really quite different – can’t you see?
It allows one to access a meter of gas
When one is curious as you pass
This gas meter so benign and true.
You’ll inspect the meter an d call out, “Dude! ”
For too much gas this winter’s been used
And as a result your money you’ll lose.
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