Tightends Anyone? Poem by Joe Rosochacki

The NFL had a ruling today
The thought of distractions might pose one day
Cheerleaders are not stretch out in front the opposing bench
Cheerleaders are the side attraction from the game
Debbie does Dallas, Detroit, and Washington too!
Monica did Bill at the White House, forgive the wench
We need the Cheerleaders, the Lion’s cry in God’s name
To distract the opponents level the playing field
Detroit has never won a super bowl,
their division they could barely clench
The NFL needs the gays rather than women in their cheerleader mode
Don’t ask don’t tell,
-don’t tell your opponent or friend
It gives good reason for commentators to say on ESPN,
“He is a really good tight end.”

(9-24-07)