Tiny Breasts … [high School Fantasy,50 Years Later! ; Humor; Bikinis; Medium Length; Personal? ? ] Poem by Bri Edwards

While trying to come up with a topic for this,
I thought of a bikini top, ……missing from a Miss.
So …., imagine ‘Bri' in a coed high school swimming pool,
watching a few of the girls. Hell, I'm not a fool.

‘Caren', ‘Jo-Anna', ‘Susanna', and ‘Belinda' all are there,
trying to look nonchalant ‘bout keeping dry their hair.
And then I notice a bikini top floating by me, ……
and in it is a size-tag which reads …………"cup size B".

B? ? "It can't mean ‘Big' ", I say to myself.
It looks like it was made for a female elf.
I hold it over my head; it is colored bright blue.
I yell pretty loudly: "Jo-Anna, does THIS …..belong to YOU? "

She yells back: "Why don't you come and see?
I'll give you a peek, Bri. The FIRST one is free."

I swim underwater to Jo-Anna's front side, ….
and see she wears "C" cups …., and with muCh pride.

Next I call out: "Oh, Belinda, is this YOUR blue top? ", …
to which she replies: "I'll tell Miss Simpson if you don't STOP!
I would not be caught dead …..in a bikini,
AND, if I WERE to wear one, it would NOT be teenie-weenie! "

I already know Caren's cup size (since ‘Prom Night') , …..
and, anyway, she's left the pool and gone …..out of sight.
So that leaves Susanna, whose face is turning beet-red.
I wad up the garment, and, with a smile, toss it at her head.

She pulls it underwater quickly. The pool is quiet.
[All along I'd known it was ‘Sue's'; she'd let me untie it.]

p.s. That part about ‘Caren' and ‘Prom Night' is totally made up, but she MIGHT ‘hate me' …….in spite of that.
[Anyway, it was the Senior Ball, NOT the Junior Prom! ]

(September 18, 2015)