To Eat Or Not To Eat? 2. Poem by Konstantin Ananin

- Waiter! I wonder if this dish
Fresh.
________- Yes, Sir. The chef cut the fish
While it was chewing its bait.
__________________________- Well,
And what spice gives off this strange smell?
- Usual greens were cut in it.
- Please, call the chef.
_________________- Steve, cut and eat!
- But I want to see the chef!
- Sorry, Sir, but the chef’s just left…
- Aha! He’s left! How far?
- To the nearest snack-bar.
- Is he eating there?
_________________- Yes, Sir.
- Ask him to buy us some dessert.