To The Guy That Stole My Bag Poem by Martin Lochner

Inventory of loss:

One canvas sling bag coined my “poetry bag”
One Seamus Heaney collection of poems
One laptop charger

Zen approach:

Hope you enjoy the comfort of the sling bag
Good choice on your reading of the Irish great
Enjoy the interior spirit intestines of my notebook

My caution:

If I ever find you Mr. Ferret tip toes
then I hope you are educated and
with fine feeling

Otherwise

I will curse you with the melancholy
of every suicide poet that ever existed

Or

Probably use Gracie combative methodology
on your Shadow bottom …


you violated me man