Trading Sex For Gas Poem by gershon hepner

Trading sex for gas is not yet licit,
but ought, I think, to be permitted
for in gas stations women visit
they unscrew caps that have been fitted
to gas tanks before putting gas
into their tank. Why shouldn’t they
sell regular or premium ass
when they fill up, and screw for pay.

A Kentucky woman is facing prostitution charges for allegedly trading sex for gasoline. Angela Eversole,34, was nabbed last weekend during a police stakeout at a Days Inn, where she allegedly trysted with customer Kenneth Nowak. According to court records, Nowak admitted paying for Eversole's services, in part, with a $100 Speedway gas card. Eversole was hit with a prostitution rap and also charged with doing business without an occupational license. Nowak was charged with promoting prostitution. Eversole and Nowak are pictured below in mug shots snapped following their June 27 arrests. A local prosecutor noted that it was sad to see someone selling their body for gas, in this case about 25 gallons worth.

7/2/08