Trump Caterpillar Poem by Ima Ryma

The puss caterpillar does be
Most venomous in the U.S.
Toxic spines not easy to see
Under a hair comb over - yes,
That looks a lot like coif of Trump.
And one who wonders is it real,
Touches inside the furry clump,
Getting a nasty stinging deal.
The caterpillar also throws
Its poop away into the air.
The exact reason why - who knows?
Maybe so not to muss the hair.

This caterpillar has some tricks
The Donald borrows for politics.