Twins Poem by Sans Serif

A friend is someone you know
Who worries and will care for you.
Who, when you laugh they laugh
And will always be right there for you.
Though, trust me, you have all those qualities,
But let me be blunt and say
Listing all the things above
Is saying it the stereotypical way.
Now you, my friend, my Gemini,
A being born as two,
You are the two who confound me.
I don't know what to do.
Your ideas are conflicting, but
Yet seem the exact same
How did Zombie deal with you
And still seem so sane?
Your lust for vampires is shocking
And your love for them is worse.
I wonder if it's mental
Or hopefully a curse.
Don't get me wrong you're not that bad,
But tone it down, okay?
Because when vampires take over the world,
Then that will be your day.
Your minds and stories you tell
Could make Hugh Hefner blush,
So please, PLEASE, reel it in
Please learn when to hush!
Now as I draw this to a close
Let me say one more thing.
You really are a great friend,
OH! Look something shiny! ! !