Twitter Poem by Fraser Strachan

There is one website which stands so tall,
where all of its users are having a ball.
You will never miss any moment again;
it's coverage of events is easily a ten.
If you like your newsfeed to flitter;
welcome to the wonderful land of twitter!

It's the place where you can tweet all day,
on every single matter you have a say.
It can be about anything; good or bad.
Or you could just tweet about your dad.
If, for instance, you're wanting to play polo
then the only reason you need is hashtag YOLO.

If you're a collector like me and want follows
and need lots of them to drown your sorrows.
As long as you try your best not to offend,
in no time at all your name will start to trend.
A famous celebrity of sorts you shall become
and you will no longer be tweeting only your mum.

Alas, that day is far in the distance,
and no one knows of my existence.
I can only dream about what may happen
but for now my body is beginning to fatten.
For to be popular on twitter it would help a lot
if I was someone who was actually quite hot.