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Two Lunatics In An Asylum



These two lunatics in an asylum decide they have enough,
they escape,
they get to the roof,
there's a gap,
the first one jumps over with ease,
the other is scared of heights.

The other guy got a flashlight and shone it across the gap,
come on theres a beam you can balance over,

The reply,
No!
You'll turn off the torch when I'm in the middle of the gap!

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Tuesday, December 1, 2015
Topic(s) of this poem: comedy
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I adapted the Joker's famous joke in to my own slight adaption
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Michael Morgan 01 December 2015

true as rue and very funny. MM

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Shakil Ahmed 01 December 2015

interesting poem, well written, thanks for sharing

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