Walk Your Dog, Bag In Hand? Poem by Chuy Amante

Are you one of 'those' citizens, kind and polite,
always so proper, really a sight?
So responsible, all chipper and swell?
One of those types whose poo does not smell?

Well, enjoy your walks with your dogs,
(I imagine all trimmed and trained?)
and when he squats and drops his logs,
do what is right, scoop it up quick!

Got to be good, and really look right!

That's fine for you, but me and mine, just walk at night!

On your front lawn or right by your car,
my dog will bless you, the grand Poomba the Pooh Czar.
It will be big, it will be fresh,
but best of all it was left right there, to bless!