We Dont Want To Go Poem by Lee Fones

tomatoes, cucumber looking good
ploughman sandwiches, spam in can
lovely semolina for our pud
plus lots of strawberry jam
not forgetting the m&s rug
into the car we will cram
first we'll have a group hug
special surprise homemade flan

we'll go to our usual place
where the trees all overhang
watch spiders as they lace
not by pigeon scarer (BANG)
so please cheer up Grace
her terminology is bad slang
Sis Serina whacks Grace on face
end of picnic they sang