What A Shocker! Poem by Joe Rosochacki

What A Shocker!



Britney Spears sister is pregnant!
Jamie Lynn Spears said “OK” due to the barrage a questions,
The star of Zoey 101 said that teens should not be in pre-marital sexual relationships,
Her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge, did an advanced study of Zoey,
He had finished Zoey 801,
I personally have no suggestions.

What a Shocker!

Jamie Lynn has opted for gaining some attention shown on Britney,
The paparazzi will take photos of her pregnancy day by day,
She will be taken off the television show when she begins to show,
But the tabloids, such as TMZ,
Will keep her because for she is due three months past May.

What a Shocker!

She bore a child through an unimmaculate conception,
Britney will use the baby for a film depicting her as Mother Mary,
(see Observations Ode to TMZ, Oy Vay Maria)
The child will be in the news forever,
She is not an innocent child from Mayberry.

What a shocker!

NOT! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

(12-19-2007)

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Joe Rosochacki

Joe Rosochacki

Hamtramck, Michigan
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