What I've Learned At School Poem by Robert Pottle

At school I've learned a lot of things
I really like to do,
like running in the hallway
and eating gobs of glue.
I've learned I'm good at making pencils
dangle from my nose.
I've learned to hum and pop my gum.
I practice, and it shows.
I've learned I like to cut in line
and love to cut the cheese.
I've learned to fake a burp, a cough,
and even fake a sneeze.
You'd think with all this learning
I'd be doing well in school,
but everything I learn to do
appears to break a rule.