Why Are You Happy? Poem by David Darbyshire

Heh you look happy
Yes I am
Why’s that?
Guess
What guess why you’re happy?
Yah Guess why I am happy
Hmmmmm I’ll try Is it you’re birthday?
No
Going on holliday? ?
No
It’s payday?
No
The boats in the bay?
No
New car on the way?
No
Brothers coming from UK?
No
Am I far away?
Warm
Hmmmmmmm They paved the driveway?
No
Cut the horseplay
I guess you give way?
No Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm You’re problems are making headway?
No
There’s a free buffet?
No
Meet me halfway
No
You will marry on Sunday?
No
Getting Divorced on Thursday?
No
Hmmmm man I give up
You do?
Wait last guess
Okay
No I want three more guesses
Hmmmm No you get just one more
‘I know’ you won money at the raceway?
No, that’s it no more guesses
Ok what is it why are you happy?
You didn’t notice
Notice what?
Look at me
Where
On top
Why
You do not see?
No
I got a new toupee