Why Not Date? ? ? Poem by Kay Barcelon

Why not date a lawyer if you like to argue
You might enjoy a playful verbal battle
Why not date a pilot if you like to be on schedule
Just don’t be late or you’d miss his flight
Why not date a musician if you love the action
Just don’t stand in front of a groupie you know
She’d cut some strands of your hair to keep
Why not date a minister if you love the guilt
If he is happy he will praise Thee
If he is miserable he will blame Ye
Why not date an engineer if you like perfection
Even when you sleep there is a precise position
And if nothing else work and tired of the excitement
Date an accountant and he’d bore you to depression
And if ever you gave up on dating these men
Why not date a bum and a fine looking loser
Just hide your wallet tucked under the bed
Before you started having too much fun