Buddy Bee Anthony


Wild Rice Soak - Poem by Buddy Bee Anthony

There's Pizza delivery
Indian Cuisine
Tex-Mex
Thai
MacDonalds
Burger king

and Dairy Queen
Why can't more of you boil some tators
with some corned beef alligators
kick back and have a toke
lazy as a pole cat
where you can screw and smoke.
Set your beef on simmer and let your wild rice soak.

Don't want no pita plates
Sushi or southern fried chicken wings.

Won't be the last man standing at the buffet onion rings.
I'd love to teach the world to eat
in perfect harmony.
If you cooked yourself and me a meal
that'd be fine by me.

The only one with home cuisine
is your trusty watch dog Jo.
With his chewy train of gravy,
doggy buscuits, and Alpo.
Wouldn't it be worth the extra effort
to make your cooking great.
You could tell me how you made it
when you put it on my plate.
Penny wise, restaurant foolish.
Smoke good tobacco and sip imported Gin.
Let them tax us straight to hell, strut your stuff,
and play to win.

Dance, the dance of lovers
with a most kissable, Kiss Me Kate.

Put a fat notch on your score card before the hour gets too late.

Then, grab up your serving dish
flip yourself a yolk.

Put your meat on low, that's simmer son
and let your wild rice soak.

Buddy Bee Anthony

Topic(s) of this poem: poetry


Comments about Wild Rice Soak by Buddy Bee Anthony

  • Bri Edwards (11/17/2012 10:49:00 PM)


    bam bam, this has GOT to go on my mypoemlist. hell, YOU must go on my mypoetlist even though i've only read one of your poems.....so far. bri.......call me bri
    p.s. have you sung this poem?
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  • (4/17/2012 5:27:00 AM)


    Good advice and well written with a good concept to spread.. (Report) Reply

  • Romeo Della Valle (4/6/2012 6:46:00 PM)


    Wow! Now I am very hungry after reading this humorous and well penned write! I love your recipe and the way you sound: A musician, Cook, bartender, comedian and poet! Bravo! 10+++ Thank you for sharing and keep it up! God Bless You! Love and Peace for always! Romeo from New York City! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Saturday, March 24, 2012

Poem Edited: Wednesday, June 29, 2016


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