Wild West Jubilee Poem by Ima Ryma

It was the Golden Jubilee
Of Queen Victoria's long reign.
She wanted quite amused to be.
Buffalo Bill she did obtain
His Wild West show from savage land.
The Prince of Wales had too much ale,
And picked a fight with a Sioux band.
The warriors whooped. The Prince did wail.
The Queen ordered all to chill some.
Buffalo Bill to the Prince called,
'Messing with Sioux is kind of dumb.'
'You're just lucky that you are bald.'

Buffalo Bill amused the Queen,
The wildest stuff she'd ever seen.