With No Hesitation Poem by Ruben Tover

I asked her politely what colors were there.
She awkwardly asked, "My underwear? "
With no hesitation I looked to see,
She laughingly said, " It's there for Free! "

With no hesitation I pulled them down.
She softly said, "Stop messin' around."
She gave me a warning, the Dog does bark.
"Excuse me! " she said and blurped out a fart.

She asked if it smells bad as I sniffed in the air.
With no hesitation, "Like a cow's derriere! "
With no hesitation she lifted her arm.
I softly said, "That smells like a farm."

With no hesitation I readily asked,
"When was the last time you took a bath? "
She gave me a warning the sewer's backed up.
"Excuse me, " she said and gently threw up.

The moral is easy, so easy to see.
Don't pick up drunk chicks, if it's after three.