Your Deepest Fear Poem by Mark Nichols

Slap hap pappy on a corner to nine
He got the situation suckered
Given a manner of time
And If you give him a chance
He'll slip-in-a-numeration happy hippy
Common denominator nature lover
Gone.To. Give. A.

Gamelon a panther in the manner described
He's gonna panalong the jammer
On an ax he would grind
It's said he'll make a finger linger
On a loveable spine
And himmy jimmy on a hell of a lot of fish

One little fishy he swim swam swam
Into the school of fishies in the jim jam jam
In the great big ocean
The big big ocean and he swam and he swam and he swam
Into the light of the silvery moon

Every hero has his Achilles heel
He try to consciously object
But end up makin a deal

To even think you could avoid it slip away like an eel
It's just denial baby buggy bumper canna' frumpa lumpa

Your deepest fear
You're gonna whimper like a baby when it comes near

Mary Mary quite contrary
Met a little boy grew up and got married
She put him in a pumpkin shell
And there the lovers fought like hell

The boulevard of broken dreams
Could see the shadows hear their screams
Where cherry pie meets curds and whey
She screws him over everyday
They moved their children to a shoe
She gets knocked up by Winnie Pooh
Who sets her up for every gig free
‘Til she gets some Uncle Wiggly

From this guy named Peter Peter
Peter is a Pumpkin eater
Drooling from the side of his face
You hate this place
Amazing Grace
Is playing on a TV show
You try to leave but you can't go

You're sick and tired of number one
Now you reachin' for a gun!

Your deepest fear
Isn't this fun!
Your deepest fear
Isn't this fun?
Your deepest fear
When it gets here
You're gonna whimper like a baby when it comes near
F/Eb
Even the devil has his demons
The bumpa crop of doubters had better believin'

You're gonna whimper like a baby when it comes near