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A Canary, And Peanut Butter, And Jelly, Sandwitch. - Poem by Michael Gale

I once ate a sandwich made of peanut-butter and jelly...
This sandwich, by someone, tasted quite rotten, and smelly.

Into my stomach, uneasily, it went down...
To my face, was sadly, put a frown.

I went to the hospital to have my stomach pumped, where I met a sailor...
Who obviously, had a bad tailor.

You might say, 'that this lad, was a seaman'...
But-for the Navy, he worked, and so-he was no, free man.

This seaman, could not swim...
You might say 'that he joined, on a whim'.

This non-swimming seaman, had a cat...
That was known by all, to eat mice, dogs, or even a bat.

One day this cat, ate a bat, that was owned by a witch...
This witch, got quite angry, at the cat that ate her bat, and
was acting like, a ticked off, bitch.

This witch, turned this cat, into a canary...
How frightening to this canary, this seemed as scary.

Now, this canary, bird...
Got eaten by another cat, and now, was nothing more,
than a rug stained, cat-splattered, turd.


Comments about A Canary, And Peanut Butter, And Jelly, Sandwitch. by Michael Gale

  • Rookie Carol Gall (11/4/2009 1:42:00 PM)

    no idea why but i like this lol 10 (Report) Reply

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Poems About Cat

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  2. 2. Cat In A Termite-Tented House , gershon hepner
  3. 3. The Happiest , Gangadharan nair Pulingat..
  4. 4. 53 , RIC S. BASTASA
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  6. 6. Never The Same And Always Changing , Lawrence S. Pertillar
  7. 7. I'M Better Than That! , Lawrence S. Pertillar
  8. 8. Of Flowers, Felines, Fiddlers Et Al (15 .. , sheena blackhall
  9. 9. Economist - Cat Fanciers , Sidi J. Mahtrow
  10. 10. Cat! ! Astroph! ! ! E , Dónall Dempsey
  11. 11. Boy , Randy Johnson
  12. 12. Wild Cat, Domesticated Cat And Sparrows , Raj Arumugam
  13. 13. Pipe Piper , Philo Yan
  14. 14. Chop The Cat Up , Aldo Kraas
  15. 15. ~midnight Bandit~ , Ray Lucero
  16. 16. Dangerous To Love Things That Perish , Patrick White
  17. 17. It Was Not A Good Omen , Dr.V.K. Kanniappan
  18. 18. The Cat , Is It Poetry
  19. 19. Toupee Or Not Toupee , Randy Johnson
  20. 20. Smile Rap , otteri selvakumar
  21. 21. Cat With Milk , otteri selvakumar
  22. 22. Fighting Rat , otteri selvakumar
  23. 23. Timmy The Cricket , Bill Simmons
  24. 24. For Simone , RIC S. BASTASA
  25. 25. The Old Cat , Lilly Emery
  26. 26. The Bee, The Cat And The Dog , Samanyan Lakshminarayanan
  27. 27. Smacked , Lawrence S. Pertillar
  28. 28. To Snowbelle , Sadiqullah Khan
  29. 29. Field Mice , Lawrence S. Pertillar
  30. 30. The Arrow , Randy McClave
  31. 31. Barack Obama Is Felix The Cat , gershon hepner
  32. 32. Kikiya , otteri selvakumar
  33. 33. For What...? , otteri selvakumar
  34. 34. You Killed My Son's Cat , Randy Johnson
  35. 35. The Spinster's Cat , Francis Duggan
  36. 36. Buster Was The Best , Randy Johnson
  37. 37. Grimalkin , oskar hansen
  38. 38. The Heilanman's Sporran (35 Scots Poems) , sheena blackhall
  39. 39. Much Water , RIC S. BASTASA
  40. 40. Senryu (Humour Haiku) - Pet Cat Yawns , john tiong chunghoo
  41. 41. The Seven Sisters And One Old Woman , elysabeth faslund
  42. 42. .........................Stars In Her Eyes , elysabeth faslund
  43. 43. Resurrection And The Cat , gershon hepner
  44. 44. The Mummery , Ambrose Bierce
  45. 45. Eat Own Mouth , otteri selvakumar
  46. 46. Crow To Cat , otteri selvakumar
  47. 47. Scousy And Eugene , Francis Duggan
  48. 48. Sugar And Spice And Fourteen Blind Mice , Herbert Nehrlich
  49. 49. Cat Got Out The Bag , David Darbyshire
  50. 50. Do Not Hate Your Neighbour's Cat Mandy , Francis Duggan
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