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  • 37.
    The Lover in Hell

    Eternally the choking steam goes up
    From the black pools of seething oil. . . .
    How merry
    Those little devils are! They've stolen the pitchfork
    From Bel, there, as he slept . . . Look! -- oh look, look!
    They've got at Nero! Oh it isn't fair!
    Lord, how he squeals! Stop it . . . it's, well -- indecent!
    But funny! . . . See, Bel's waked. They'll catch it now!

    . . . Eternally that stifling reek arises,
    Blotting the dome with smoky, terrible towers,
    Black, strangling trees, whispering obscene things
    Amongst their branches, clutching with maimed hands,
    Or oozing slowly, like blind tentacles
    Up to the gates; higher than that heaped brick
    Man piled to smite the sun. And all around
    Are devils. One can laugh . . . but that hunched shape
    The face one stone, like those Assyrian kings!
    One sees in carvings, watching men flayed red
    Horribly laughable in leaps and writhes;
    That face -- utterly evil, clouded round
    With evil like a smoke -- it turns smiles sour!
    . . . And Nero there, the flabby cheeks astrain
    And sweating agony . . . long agony . . .
    Imperishable, unappeasable
    For ever . . . well . . . it droops the mouth. Till I
    Look up.
    There's one blue patch no smoke dares touch.
    Sky, clear, ineffable, alive with light,
    Always the same . . .
    Before, I never knew
    Rest and green peace.
    She stands there in the sun.
    . . . It seems so quaint she should have long gold wings.
    I never have got used -- folded across
    Her breast, or fluttering with fierce, pure light,
    Like shaken steel. Her crown too. Well, it's queer!
    And then she never cared much for the harp
    On earth. Here, though . . .
    She is all peace, all quiet,
    All passionate desires, the eloquent thunder
    Of new, glad suns, shouting aloud for joy,
    Over fresh worlds and clean, trampling the air
    Like stooping hawks, to the long wind of horns,
    Flung from the bastions of Eternity . . .
    And she is the low lake, drowsy and gentle,
    And good words spoken from the tongues of friends,
    And calmness in the evening, and deep thoughts,
    Falling like dreams from the stars' solemn mouths.
    All these.
    They said she was unfaithful once.
    Or I remembered it -- and so, for that,
    I lie here, I suppose. Yes, so they said.
    You see she is so troubled, looking down,
    Sorrowing deeply for my torments. I
    Of course, feel nothing while I see her -- save
    That sometimes when I think the matter out,
    And what earth-people said of us, of her,
    It seems as if I must be, here, in heaven,
    And she --
    . . . Then I grow proud; and suddenly
    There comes a splatter of oil against my skin,
    Hurting this time. And I forget my pride:
    And my face writhes.
    Some day the little ladder
    Of white words that I build up, up, to her
    May fetch me out. Meanwhile it isn't bad. . . .

    But what a sense of humor God must have! read more »

  • 38.
    To A Mouse

    Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie,
    O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
    Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
    Wi' bickering brattle! read more »

  • 39.
    To A Louse

    On Seeing One on a Lady's Bonnet at Church

    Ha! whare ye gaun' ye crowlin ferlie?
    Your impudence protects you sairly; read more »

  • 40.
    The Pig

    In England once there lived a big
    And wonderfully clever pig.
    To everybody it was plain
    That Piggy had a massive brain. read more »

  • 41.
    Canis Major

    The great Overdog
    That heavenly beast
    With a star in one eye
    Gives a leap in the east. read more »

  • 42.
    Hot and Cold

    A woman who my mother knows
    Came in and took off all her clothes.

    Said I, not being very old, read more »

  • 43.
    Child of Europe

    We, whose lungs fill with the sweetness of day.
    Who in May admire trees flowering
    Are better than those who perished. read more »

  • 44.
    For The Foxes

    Don't feel sorry for me.
    I am a competent,
    satisfied human being. read more »

  • 45.
    Limerick: There Was an Old Man with a Beard

    There was an Old Man with a beard,
    Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
    Two Owls and a Hen,
    Four Larks and a Wren, read more »

  • 46.
    Goodwill To Men - Give Us Your Money

    It was Christmas Eve on a Friday
    The shops was full of cheer,
    With tinsel in the windows, read more »

  • 47.
    February 23

    Light rain is falling in Central Park
    but not on Upper Fifth Avenue or Central Park West
    where sun and sky are yellow and blue
    Winds are gusting on Washington Square read more »

  • 48.
    Please Mrs Butler

    Please Mrs Butler
    This boy Derek Drew
    Keeps copying my work, Miss.
    What shall I do? read more »

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  2. Isn't it Funny, Tex T Sarnie
  3. It's Funny, Isn't It?, Liliana lopez
  4. Gerbils in the Jello, Kevin Rottweiler
  5. Enough, Doreen Maphosa
  6. Know What I whisper, mohammed jafer
  7. It's So Funny, Cherice Harperr
  8. Funny Yet Unfunny, VIVEK MANGIPUDI
  9. Its Funny, Sammje Peltier
  10. Wonderment..., Rambling Dreamer
  11. Ironies Of Life, iOXYnoMORON 00
  12. It’s Funny, Tracia Love Shalom
  13. It's funny how, ADAM OWENS
  14. Funny People, maria sudibyo
  15. I am funny..., Jatin Tanwer
  16. Funny, La Que Escribe Poesia
  17. Funny Things that Happen., margaret haig
  18. Funny Money, Philo Yan
  19. Exposing My Funny Side, Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
  20. poem, stephanie paredes
  21. Consideration (Thought), Poet of the River
  22. My Funny Man, Josephine Chifundo Likoya
  23. It's Funny, Janine Alyssa Navarro
  24. Thus It's Funny, Shadrach Knight
  25. Funny, steve galvan
  26. Funny, Tabatta Nunes
  27. Lol, fool of forgiveness
  28. This World, Shazza Rixx
  29. I'm Funny, BRad Ical
  30. my new friends, adriana salomon
  31. Humbled Irish, Udiah (witness to Yah)
  32. Perfect Match, Colin Coplin
  33. Funny, But Not So Funny, Mary Louise Mann Gabumpa
  34. It's funny, Jennifer Gordon
  35. Funny Abdul, Binoy Barman
  36. Nothing is ever wrong, Alex Charming
  37. Wish it is Funny, Shelomith Noarbe
  38. So Says the Boss, Udiah (witness to Yah)
  39. time, christina tina mcintosh
  40. LAUGHS, james johnson
  41. my classmates, adriana salomon
  42. Fat Albert his White Gang, NO NO
  43. Funny... But Not, Sasha Julia
  44. It, Jameaka Shibles
  45. the glue-mer of being famous....issue fo.., Atef Ayadi
  46. Isn't It Funny, Brianna Trombley
  47. IT'S NOT FUNNY!, Erika Peace
  48. it's funny how, Amelia Gardiner
  49. Isn't it funny, RiRi S...
  50. The Funniest Thing, Selina Tan
  51. i am funny, RIC S. BASTASA
  52. funnny? .. not so much, Jessica Richards
  53. It's Funny, Gloraly Gomez
  54. Funny?, Patrick 'the pyropoet' littr ..
  55. It's Funny, Flying Fishstick
  56. Its funny, jutyum brendaro
  57. It's Kind of Funny, Elina Fields
  58. funny... but not, arianna loshnowsky
  59. Funny isn't it?, amie waddafuck
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  61. Isn't It Funny?, Cindy Tang
  62. bugs, Callie Browsheart
  63. adria, adria, adria why are you so funny?, RIC S. BASTASA
  64. It's Funny, Keith Foley
  65. Some Thoughts, kiran raza
  66. Funny, But Then Not..., Daniela X. Daraz
  67. Isn't It Funny, RebeccaSaphira Black
  68. Funny, Jerry Abrahamson
  69. I Am, Astacia Glover
  70. fight the flight, Garrity Guenther
  71. Its Funny..., MeganOlivia Maxwell
  72. Elephant, Alex mcglinchey
  73. The 'Poem A Day' Project ~ Day 164, Flying Lemming
  74. Stand-Up Comedians, Stanley Cooper
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