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  • 37.
    The Lover in Hell

    Eternally the choking steam goes up
    From the black pools of seething oil. . . .
    How merry
    Those little devils are! They've stolen the pitchfork
    From Bel, there, as he slept . . . Look! -- oh look, look!
    They've got at Nero! Oh it isn't fair!
    Lord, how he squeals! Stop it . . . it's, well -- indecent!
    But funny! . . . See, Bel's waked. They'll catch it now!

    . . . Eternally that stifling reek arises,
    Blotting the dome with smoky, terrible towers,
    Black, strangling trees, whispering obscene things
    Amongst their branches, clutching with maimed hands,
    Or oozing slowly, like blind tentacles
    Up to the gates; higher than that heaped brick
    Man piled to smite the sun. And all around
    Are devils. One can laugh . . . but that hunched shape
    The face one stone, like those Assyrian kings!
    One sees in carvings, watching men flayed red
    Horribly laughable in leaps and writhes;
    That face -- utterly evil, clouded round
    With evil like a smoke -- it turns smiles sour!
    . . . And Nero there, the flabby cheeks astrain
    And sweating agony . . . long agony . . .
    Imperishable, unappeasable
    For ever . . . well . . . it droops the mouth. Till I
    Look up.
    There's one blue patch no smoke dares touch.
    Sky, clear, ineffable, alive with light,
    Always the same . . .
    Before, I never knew
    Rest and green peace.
    She stands there in the sun.
    . . . It seems so quaint she should have long gold wings.
    I never have got used -- folded across
    Her breast, or fluttering with fierce, pure light,
    Like shaken steel. Her crown too. Well, it's queer!
    And then she never cared much for the harp
    On earth. Here, though . . .
    She is all peace, all quiet,
    All passionate desires, the eloquent thunder
    Of new, glad suns, shouting aloud for joy,
    Over fresh worlds and clean, trampling the air
    Like stooping hawks, to the long wind of horns,
    Flung from the bastions of Eternity . . .
    And she is the low lake, drowsy and gentle,
    And good words spoken from the tongues of friends,
    And calmness in the evening, and deep thoughts,
    Falling like dreams from the stars' solemn mouths.
    All these.
    They said she was unfaithful once.
    Or I remembered it -- and so, for that,
    I lie here, I suppose. Yes, so they said.
    You see she is so troubled, looking down,
    Sorrowing deeply for my torments. I
    Of course, feel nothing while I see her -- save
    That sometimes when I think the matter out,
    And what earth-people said of us, of her,
    It seems as if I must be, here, in heaven,
    And she --
    . . . Then I grow proud; and suddenly
    There comes a splatter of oil against my skin,
    Hurting this time. And I forget my pride:
    And my face writhes.
    Some day the little ladder
    Of white words that I build up, up, to her
    May fetch me out. Meanwhile it isn't bad. . . .

    But what a sense of humor God must have! read more »

  • 38.
    To A Mouse

    Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie,
    O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
    Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
    Wi' bickering brattle! read more »

  • 39.
    To A Louse

    On Seeing One on a Lady's Bonnet at Church

    Ha! whare ye gaun' ye crowlin ferlie?
    Your impudence protects you sairly; read more »

  • 40.
    The Pig

    In England once there lived a big
    And wonderfully clever pig.
    To everybody it was plain
    That Piggy had a massive brain. read more »

  • 41.
    Canis Major

    The great Overdog
    That heavenly beast
    With a star in one eye
    Gives a leap in the east. read more »

  • 42.
    Hot and Cold

    A woman who my mother knows
    Came in and took off all her clothes.

    Said I, not being very old, read more »

  • 43.
    Child of Europe

    We, whose lungs fill with the sweetness of day.
    Who in May admire trees flowering
    Are better than those who perished. read more »

  • 44.
    For The Foxes

    Don't feel sorry for me.
    I am a competent,
    satisfied human being. read more »

  • 45.
    Limerick: There Was an Old Man with a Beard

    There was an Old Man with a beard,
    Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
    Two Owls and a Hen,
    Four Larks and a Wren, read more »

  • 46.
    Goodwill To Men - Give Us Your Money

    It was Christmas Eve on a Friday
    The shops was full of cheer,
    With tinsel in the windows, read more »

  • 47.
    February 23

    Light rain is falling in Central Park
    but not on Upper Fifth Avenue or Central Park West
    where sun and sky are yellow and blue
    Winds are gusting on Washington Square read more »

  • 48.
    Please Mrs Butler

    Please Mrs Butler
    This boy Derek Drew
    Keeps copying my work, Miss.
    What shall I do? read more »

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