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Messed Up Munchkin - Poem by Cambridge Keenan
Hello Operator can you please direct me to the Yellow Brook Road?
I seemed to have lost my sanity somewhere on the path....
And now funny people dressed in white coats are rip roaring down the streets...
Chasing after me....
I just know they are coming....they are coming Operator
To take me away today! ! !
To some sorta farm....where pink elephants prance around the room
And big, giant purple dinosoars sing of dysfunctional familes,
And they LOVE ME.....there really LOVE Me there! !
Hehe...HaHa...there on the farm,
The funny farm of love...
White coats and I got a new jacket
It has many strings and warps around me, protecting me from...
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
Smokin' weed and drinkin rum,
Alice as a Bunny hop, over there in that shop...
Bert and Ernie cannot wait for the next school bus
As they are late....late...
Cause it's too late baby now, it's too late
Though we really did try to make it to silent Knights in white satan,
Never reaching...never reaching....busted up Knights,
Broken paper bag Princesses.
And it's all ok...really it is
On the farm...that funny farm with pink elephants...
Because they're coming.....for you next...
...................... ................................Cambridge Keenan July 2013
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Poems About Funny
- 1. Messed Up Munchkin , Cambridge Keenan
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- 3. 2014 And Confused. , Veronica Lewis
- 4. Things Are Never What They Seem , christopher grateneau
- 5. Story Lady (Poem) , Dave Tanguay
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- 9. Logan Dillie , logan dillie
- 10. I'M Not , Shantell Duis
- 11. Accumulating Good Sense , Hollie Getter
- 12. The Past And The Future , OLIVER HILL
- 13. To My Uncle Janus , laudine warbus
- 14. Maybe , Emmanuel Mohanlall
- 15. Samuel Silly Susage , R. K. Hart
- 16. And It's Funny How I Laugh At Samantha , Nicole Wobster
- 17. The Journey , Azriel Dreams
- 18. Memory To Be , brittany checkosis
- 19. Dezyy , angelina navedo
- 20. Over Exposure , Alyssa Lynn
- 21. It , Jameaka Shibles
- 22. Judging Me , C. Albert Andrews
- 23. Madness Inside Your Head , AaI Harvey
- 24. It's Funny How... , Cannita Melius
- 25. I Could Have You , Serena Constance Grobler
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- 27. She's Won... , Megan Whrarton
- 28. Are U Crazy? , Ang Pei Ling Pei Ling
- 29. I Am , Kandi Behagg
- 30. Isn'T It Funny? , Jamie Heatherton
- 31. My Funny Talk , margaret haig
- 32. Four Feelings , Bria Floyd
- 33. Ramblings , Richard Betts
- 34. 'Funny Love Affair' , Michael Micmac Mccrory
- 35. Clowns Don'T Bleed Funny , Praveen Wilson
- 36. My Friends. , Lydia Clarke
- 37. Funny Dude , LaDarius Washington
- 38. Its Not So Funny , dontyou wish
- 39. Why Does This Happen To Me? , natalie barajas
- 40. Morgan , bro oke
- 41. Troll Named John , Suzae Chevalier
- 42. I'M A Vampire (Blood Splatters) , killed killa
- 43. Its Funny , Megan Bullington
- 44. Read This.... , Aurora Lockwood
- 45. Isn'T It Funny? , Whitney Koehler
- 46. Moon With A Funny Smile , david gerardino
- 47. It's Funny , Keith Foley
- 48. The Moon With A Funny Smile.... , david gerardino
- 49. Our Painted Fall , catty Alonzo
- 50. Untitled By Invisible , Happy GoLucky
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