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Golf Pro - Poem by Michael Philips

There are two types of people:
Those who play golf,
And those who recognize it
for the idiotic malpractice that it is,
that recognize it for the land wasting,
water guzzling, pesticide and herbicide
carcinogen drenched
leeching into the groundwater,
sanitized version of nature,
Bob Hope celebrity goofball,
mundane polo shirt and jackass slacks,
elitist, history of bigotry, racism, sexism,
and anti-Semitism, over-priced, over-rated,
time-wasting, posing-as-a-sport
moronic indulgence that it is.
I’m the first type.


Comments about Golf Pro by Michael Philips

  • Rookie Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler (11/14/2005 9:18:00 AM)

    i hate golf, but i play occasionally. oh, what hypocrites are we, Michael? great sense of humour in this one!

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  • Rookie Raynette Eitel (11/4/2005 9:15:00 AM)

    Michael, you expressed yourself well...but I don't believe a word of it. Sorry

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  • Veteran Poet - 1,782 Points Uriah Hamilton (11/4/2005 8:35:00 AM)

    A super God Blessing for this one! ! ! ! ! (Report) Reply

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Poems About Golf

  1. 1. Golf Pro , Michael Philips
  2. 2. The Golf Ball And The Loan , Robert Fuller Murray
  3. 3. The Golf Walk , Ellis Parker Butler
  4. 4. Ballade Of The Royal Game Of Golf , Andrew Lang
  5. 5. Golf Steals Our Youth , Norman Rowland Gale
  6. 6. The City Of Golf , Robert Fuller Murray
  7. 7. Night Golf , Billy Collins
  8. 8. A Perfect Golf Course Lawn , DAVID GERARDINO
  9. 9. Golf , Mr. Bean
  10. 10. Fore! ..... [golf; Sporting Accidents; .. , Bri Edwards
  11. 11. Golf , H H Rutledge
  12. 12. Perfect Golf , David Taylor
  13. 13. Tryst On The Golf Course , Lillian Susan Thomas
  14. 14. A Lesson From Golf , Edgar Albert Guest
  15. 15. Golf Pride , Edgar Albert Guest
  16. 16. The First Rule Of Golf , Edgar Albert Guest
  17. 17. Besides Love, Sex & Fishing Men Need G.. , Tom Zart
  18. 18. For A Round Of Golf , Francis Duggan
  19. 19. This Crazy Game O' Golf , Frances Jaffray
  20. 20. The Golf Links , Sarah Norcliffe Cleghorn
  21. 21. Hole In One: Golf Legend Allure Strokes , Terence George Craddock (aft ..
  22. 22. Fishing Or Golf, Take Your Pick , William B. Booth, Jr.
  23. 23. Golf Widows , Elisabeth Anne Wingle
  24. 24. Is There Golf Course In Heaven , Harold R Hunt Sr
  25. 25. This Game Of Golf , Aniruddha Pathak
  26. 26. Golf Socks , Kim Barney
  27. 27. Baseball, Football & Golf , Tom Zart
  28. 28. British Open Golf 2016 (Senryu) , Govind Ramakrishnan
  29. 29. Golf Te Breken , Madrason writer
  30. 30. Baseball, Football, Fishing & Golf , Tom Zart
  31. 31. Resting After A Golf Game , Manonton Dalan
  32. 32. Golf Luck , Edgar Albert Guest
  33. 33. Baseball, Football, Boxing, Fishing, Gol.. , Tom Zart
  34. 34. Golf Of Course , Ima Ryma
  35. 35. The Golf Writer (To Kevin) , Francis Duggan
  36. 36. Your Golf Playing Postmaster Father Was .. , Gert Strydom
  37. 37. The Goose Who Loved Golf , John F. McCullagh
  38. 38. Golf 'N' Me , Ray Feasey
  39. 39. The Golf Cart , Jim Yerman
  40. 40. Mini Golf , Marshall Gass
  41. 41. Golf A Simple Game , Gabe Anderson
  42. 42. Golf Tees Lament , Larry Buddin
  43. 43. Golf , Ray Andrews
  44. 44. Frustration Personified This Thing Calle.. , Lynn W. Petty
  45. 45. Golf , Randy Sabados
  46. 46. It's The Golf Ball Or Me , Intensive KS1
  47. 47. Golf-Slow Torture By Handicap , Keith Oldrey
  48. 48. Ode To Golf , Les Littleford
  49. 49. Hole In One(Golf) , Mike Birdscratch
  50. 50. I Love You Like A Golf Course , Haley Akin
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