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  • 13.
    Fishing or Golf, Take your Pick

    Do you golf? I've been asked this question a great deal
    But I answer with a smile, "Hey, a golf ball won't make a meal."
    If you use your driver or iron, whatever your whim
    I reply, "I would rather try to teach a worm to swim."
    Some argue, you get exercise by walking from hole to hole
    You can't do that sitting in a boat holding a pole.
    No matter if you golf or fish, both cost a lot of dough
    And both result in making your wife a fishing or golf widow.
    One can't be sure which sport is really the best
    Until you have tried both, passed the inevitable test.
    So, if you can worm your way through all this confusion
    You might fish around and land a sound conclusion.
    This won't decrease your drive nor will you be less on the ball
    By weighing the pros and cons for each sport overall.
    Golfing has some prestige whereas fishing does not
    So pick your choice, determine your own lot.
    You can't make a mistake whichever one you choose
    Cause after all, what have you got to lose
    So my friends, if we don't always agree
    Fish around for your solution, it may fit you to a tee. read more »

  • 14.
    This Crazy Game o' Golf

    Tae pick up a stick an' chase a wee ba'
    I jist canna see the sense in it ava'
    Hittin' a ba' roond a park full o' holes
    ye'd think t'wis a new wey tae kill a ' the moles read more »

  • 15.
    Chant For Dark Hours

    Some men, some men
    Cannot pass a
    Book shop.
    (Lady, make your mind up, and wait your life away.) read more »

  • 16.
    David Cleek

    I cannot think that Death will press his claim
    To snuff you out or put you off your game:
    You’ll still contrive to play your steady round,
    Though hurricanes may sweep the dismal ground, read more »

  • 17.
    ! LOYAL FAN

    You can take your golf and the rolling greens
    You tennis with manicured courts neat and clean
    Your soccer, your swimming, your basketball scene -
    None measure up to............FOOTBALL! read more »

  • 18.
    Birthday

    (16th January 1949)

    I thank whatever gods may be
    For all the happiness that's mine; read more »

  • 19.
    Lobster

    A shoe with legs,
    a stone dropped from heaven,
    he does his mournful work alone, read more »

  • 20.
    Sports Fanatic

    My wonderful son has a way with the girls -
    He's tough and he's buff, and he has lots of curls -
    He loves to play sports and he's usually found
    Lifting, or batting or golfing a round; read more »

  • 21.
    Golf Pro

    There are two types of people:
    Those who play golf,
    And those who recognize it
    for the idiotic malpractice that it is, read more »

  • 22.
    .........Haiku.....Golfers HOLE IN ONE RECORD

    Hole in one record

    Broken thirteen times, no more, read more »

  • 23.
    Mine-Sweepers

    Dawn off the Foreland -- the young flood making
    Jumbled and short and steep --
    Black in the hollows and bright where it's breaking --
    Awkward water to sweep. read more »

  • 24.
    The Fury Of Jewels and Coal

    Many a miner has gone
    into the deep pit
    to receive the dust of a kiss,
    an ore-cell. read more »

New Golf Poems

  1. The Golf Links, Sarah Norcliffe Cleghorn
  2. Bo and the Play Through, Ima Ryma
  3. Golfer Gus, Ima Ryma
  4. Is There golf Course in heaven, Harold R Hunt Sr
  5. less, lee fones
  6. Fore! ..... [GOLF; sporting accidents; .., Bri Edwards
  7. Game of Life, Tirupathi Chandrupatla
  8. Mini Golf, Marshall Gass
  9. The Golf Cart, Jim Yerman
  10. No Alternative, Edward Kofi Louis
  11. This Game Of Golf, Aniruddha Pathak
  12. Adores, Lilyann Monahan
  13. Before a Round of Golf, Christopher Byrd Hickman
  14. A nice view, oskar hansen
  15. Haiku - Eagle, Allen Steble
  16. Youth at Risk, Ima Ryma
  17. BESIDES LOVE, SEX & FISHING MEN NEED G.., Tom Zart
  18. Sunday Sin, Ima Ryma
  19. Self Improvement Links, Lonely People Champion
  20. Symbiosis, L C Vieira
  21. Clubs For Lonely People, Lonely People Champion
  22. THE GAME OF FAME, Samra Haq
  23. Women At Augusta National & The Masters, Luke Easter
  24. You Want To Grow Old Like The Carters, Alice Walker
  25. Will Take You To Crabhouse, Manonton Dalan
  26. Whiff, Kris Viscardini
  27. Why Do You Love Football?, Candy Simpson
  28. Some Dress The Part, Keith Oldrey
  29. A Prayer To Share By Alfred Loveland, Alfred Loveland
  30. 050611G yes, be nice now, Manonton Dalan
  31. Let the man get his money, Slava Olchevski
  32. I Went Golfing, Dallin Bruun
  33. Your golf playing postmaster father was .., Gert Strydom
  34. Ariel Tiger Woods Play Off, Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
  35. An Uneventful Week, Thomas Warren
  36. the friendship of the frogs, RIC S. BASTASA
  37. REFLECTIONS, Aldo Kraas
  38. THE BRIDGE TO SUNSET, Aldo Kraas
  39. 043010b beautiful patch of land, Manonton Dalan
  40. The Golf Walk, Ellis Parker Butler
  41. To Win Another One, michael guo
  42. 041110f green belongs to lefty, Manonton Dalan
  43. The Art of Deception, Leonard Dabydeen
  44. .........Haiku.....Golfers HOLE IN ONE R.., Ken e Hall
  45. On The Tiger Woods Affair, Francis Duggan
  46. IT's THE GOLF BALL OR ME, Intensive KS1
  47. I Know Him Only As My Neighbour, Francis Duggan
  48. An Ageing Golfer's Dream, Francis Duggan
  49. Birdie on the Seventh Hole, Shoot like a.., Joe Rosochacki
  50. Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman, Joe Rosochacki
  51. Tiger Woods, Francis Duggan
  52. Dad, Ron Knight
  53. Parking Team, Laura Carie Dalton
  54. For A Round Of Golf, Francis Duggan
  55. Prolonging, Pure Remedy
  56. By The River, Francis Duggan
  57. LPGA (Is Racism On The Ladies Pro Tour?), Luke Easter
  58. Golf A simple game, Gabe Anderson
  59. Sports Sports Sports Sports, Gabe Anderson
  60. The Golf Writer (To Kevin), Francis Duggan
  61. Summer, Kenny Pye
  62. Travel Haiku - Las Vegas Bali Hai, john tiong chunghoo
  63. They Tell You The Best Things In Life Ar.., Francis Duggan
  64. For One His Age He's Not Learnt Much, Francis Duggan
  65. You're Up Chuck, Ima Ryma
  66. pink, chris bowen, a.k.a to wit
  67. A Rainy Morning In May, Francis Duggan
  68. Golf Course Berlin, Gabriel SimpsonLaw
  69. Golf Tees Lament, Larry Buddin
  70. Golf 'N' Me, Ray Feasey
  71. Moon's Splendor, Krantol Northic
  72. My Sport-in Life, Stanley Cooper
  73. Take A Bow!, Ernestine Northover
  74. Doggy-style Behind the Octopus, Amy Jones
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