Homework Poems - Poems For Homework

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  • 13.
    The Lesson

    Chaos ruled OK in the classroom
    as bravely the teacher walked in
    the nooligans ignored him
    his voice was lost in the din

    'The theme for today is violence
    and homework will be set
    I'm going to teach you a lesson
    one that you'll never forget'

    He picked on a boy who was shouting
    and throttled him then and there
    then garrotted the girl behind him
    (the one with grotty hair)

    Then sword in hand he hacked his way
    between the chattering rows
    'First come, first severed' he declared
    'fingers, feet or toes'

    He threw the sword at a latecomer
    it struck with deadly aim
    then pulling out a shotgun
    he continued with his game

    The first blast cleared the backrow
    (where those who skive hang out)
    they collapsed like rubber dinghies
    when the plug's pulled out

    'Please may I leave the room sir? '
    a trembling vandal enquired
    'Of course you may' said teacher
    put the gun to his temple and fired

    The Head popped a head round the doorway
    to see why a din was being made
    nodded understandingly
    then tossed in a grenade

    And when the ammo was well spent
    with blood on every chair
    Silence shuffled forward
    with its hands up in the air

    The teacher surveyed the carnage
    the dying and the dead
    He waggled a finger severely
    'Now let that be a lesson' he said read more »

  • 14.
    school school school

    Every school has a name but
    school is so lame
    school what can I say
    school im there like every day read more »

  • 15.
    My excuses

    I started on my homework
    but my pen ran out of ink.
    My hamster ate my homework.
    My computer's on the blink. read more »

  • 16.
    Farm Boy After Summer

    A seated statue of himself he seems.
    A bronze slowness becomes him. Patently
    The page he contemplates he doesn't see. read more »

  • 17.

    Ricky was 'L' but he's home with the flu,
    Lizzie, our 'O,' had some homework to do,
    Mitchell, 'E' prob'ly got lost on the way, read more »

  • 18.

    Sometimes my homework is small
    Sometimes my homework is long
    But whenever i do my homework
    My homework is always wrong read more »

  • 19.
    (021) My Luck Abandoned Me

    Ever since I set foot in school for my new academic year
    It looks like luck has abandoned me
    My bus came late to pick me up for school
    So guess who is punished, me! read more »

  • 20.
    Why do i hate my Homework?

    Why do I hate my homework?
    It is a pest like a brother
    Or a sister of another
    It is like a very boring book read more »

  • 21.
    Tests And Homework And Quizzes AND SCHOOL

    You know that if there was one thing,
    That you could take from school,
    It wouldn't be art or math or history,
    It would be work. read more »

  • 22.
    (147) Song Song Go Away!

    A stupid song plays inside my head
    When I try to write a poem
    It pushes back all the thoughts and lines
    It clutters up my mind with foam read more »

  • 23.
    I cannot.....

    I cannot relax and read a book
    There is always dinner to cook
    I cannot think of staring into space
    I may miss a chance in the rat race read more »

  • 24.

    School is fun,
    School is great,
    Even if your late. read more »

New Homework Poems

  1. My Dog Does My Homework, Kenn Nesbitt
  2. The Homework Machine, Shel Silverstein
  3. Homework! Oh, Homework!, Jack Prelutsky
  4. Science Homework, Kenn Nesbitt
  5. Homework Stew, Kenn Nesbitt
  6. All My Great Excuses , Kenn Nesbitt
  7. Homework, I Love You , Kenn Nesbitt
  8. Your Savage, Lawrence Beck
  9. HOMEWORK, Carson Miller
  10. Oh Homework, Amadeo Wongsodihardjo
  11. What To Do?, Sasha Varney
  12. Home work, Adam Davis
  13. A Day In A Students Life, Nawal Salah
  14. Exuses.. Excuses, Julie McLeod
  15. Poetry for children: Homework, Roann Mendriq
  16. I Miss You Mom, Hira Akhtar
  17. If i were in charge of the world, Crystal Coldstone
  18. Keep Studying in Life, Josy Chow
  19. First Year University Expereinces, Michelle Cow
  20. Homework Is Insane, Rachel DerbornMaguire
  21. HomeWork Stinks, Rachel DerbornMaguire
  22. Hi, Sad People From a Whacked Out World!, Marcus Helbling
  23. Homework, SWETA LEENA PANDA
  24. Summer, Jasmine Malave
  25. I Hate Homework, Damian Dauthdaert
  26. A different type of homework, renu kakkar
  27. School Life, Julius Rembrandt
  28. chose a path, Ashley Kaufman
  29. In A Sense I Was Made For This, David Knox
  30. School, Madenzie Case and
  31. Home Alone, Francis Kelly
  32. Rational Shortcomings, Christopher J. Grasso
  33. Growing Up, Calin P. Kupi
  34. The beginning of school, william sawyers
  35. EMOTIONS, alesha Mills
  36. Things to do, Anne Unknown
  37. Having too much homework, Roxy Rionne
  38. No homework, Ben Mannion
  39. Homework, RiRi S...
  40. Last Three Weeks 5-11-09, Kim Davis
  41. A Day Of A Five Year Old, Bindu Vidyadhar
  42. School Is Out, Christina Phan
  43. Homework, Silverlight Guessmylastname
  44. Homework, Stephen Black
  45. I Haven't Done My Homework!, Alex Skerratt
  46. Home work, mehwish shakeel
  47. LEAVE HIM ALONE, Aldo Kraas
  48. Homework Sucks, fahed sharaf
  49. HomeWork, junior Sinchi
  50. Homework, Ooi Yen Sun
  51. my excuses, poem master
  52. 'To Do' List Of A Klutz, A.K.A Yours Truly, Leslie Ching
  53. school = rubbish, shaz 8j reynolds
  54. so tired, Annie Janine
  55. 'like this and like that', ali riza
  56. If I Had Superpowers, LaTisha Parkinson
  57. A Poem Is A Poem, Sarah Stopka
  58. First Homework, Venus Fire
  59. Homework, Faiz Khan
  60. Hard work!, Otaku Nature Lover CSHY
  61. (021) My Luck Abandoned Me, Risha Ahmed (12 yrs)
  62. No More Homework, No More Tests, Jinx Natta
  63. Hoemwork Love, Sharmila Saheed
  64. Blink, Blink, Bella Ravenstar
  65. Why do i hate my Homework?, Anthony Pham
  66. My Teacher's Voice Mail Message, kim hook
  67. Bedtime, LEXI MCNUTT
  68. 2008: Grandpa Will Never Be Asked To Hel.., Tom J. Mariani
  69. School Blues, Thomas Mcleod
  70. School Kids, Emma Alberts
  71. Inside the classroom, uder pressure
  72. Sleepy Days, Sam D xxooxxoo
  73. Vicious Homework, Mercedes Zoller
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