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  • 49.
    Size and Tears

    When on the sandy shore I sit,
    Beside the salt sea-wave,
    And fall into a weeping fit
    Because I dare not shave -
    A little whisper at my ear
    Enquires the reason of my fear.

    I answer "If that ruffian Jones
    Should recognise me here,
    He'd bellow out my name in tones
    Offensive to the ear:
    He chaffs me so on being stout
    (A thing that always puts me out)."

    Ah me! I see him on the cliff!
    Farewell, farewell to hope,
    If he should look this way, and if
    He's got his telescope!
    To whatsoever place I flee,
    My odious rival follows me!

    For every night, and everywhere,
    I meet him out at dinner;
    And when I've found some charming fair,
    And vowed to die or win her,
    The wretch (he's thin and I am stout)
    Is sure to come and cut me out!

    The girls (just like them!) all agree
    To praise J. Jones, Esquire:
    I ask them what on earth they see
    About him to admire?
    They cry "He is so sleek and slim,
    It's quite a treat to look at him!"

    They vanish in tobacco smoke,
    Those visionary maids -
    I feel a sharp and sudden poke
    Between the shoulder-blades -
    "Why, Brown, my boy! Your growing stout!"
    (I told you he would find me out!)

    "My growth is not YOUR business, Sir!"
    "No more it is, my boy!
    But if it's YOURS, as I infer,
    Why, Brown, I give you joy!
    A man, whose business prospers so,
    Is just the sort of man to know!

    "It's hardly safe, though, talking here -
    I'd best get out of reach:
    For such a weight as yours, I fear,
    Must shortly sink the beach!" -
    Insult me thus because I'm stout!
    I vow I'll go and call him out! read more »

  • 50.
    The Owl and the Pussy-cat

    The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
    In a beautiful pea green boat,
    They took some honey, and plenty of money,
    Wrapped up in a five pound note. read more »

  • 51.

    Fish (fly-replete, in depth of June,
    Dawdling away their wat'ry noon)
    Ponder deep wisdom, dark or clear, read more »

  • 52.
    A Boy Named Sue

    Well, my daddy left home when I was three,
    and he didn't leave much to Ma and me,
    just this old guitar and a bottle of booze. read more »

  • 53.

    In Congress once great Mowther shone,
    Debating weighty matters;
    Now into an asylum thrown,
    He vacuously chatters. read more »

  • 54.
    A Drinking Song -new-

    The pleasures of Love and the joys of good Wine,
    To perfect our happiness, wisely we join!

    We, to Beauty, all day. read more »

  • 55.
    How Rudeness And Kindness Were Justly Rewarded

    Once on a time, long years ago
    (Just when I quite forget),
    Two maidens lived beside the Po,
    One blonde and one brunette. read more »

  • 56.
    My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun (Sonnet 130)

    My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
    Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
    If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
    If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. read more »

  • 57.
    The Walrus and the Carpenter

    The sun was shining on the sea,
    Shining with all his might:
    He did his very best to make
    The billows smooth and bright -- read more »

  • 58.
    The Purple Cow: Suite

    Ah, Yes! I Wrote the 'Purple Cow' --
    I'm Sorry, now, I Wrote it!
    But I can Tell you Anyhow,
    I'll Kill you if you Quote it! read more »

  • 59.
    The Pobble Who Has No Toes

    The Pobble who has no toes
    Had once as many as we;
    When they said "Some day you may lose them all;"
    He replied "Fish, fiddle-de-dee!" read more »

  • 60.
    Messy Room

    Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
    His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
    His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,
    And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp. read more »

New Humor Poems

  1. A Funny Drawback, Dmitry Garanin
  2. broad boy souffle, derrick foster
  3. her humor, Bull Hawking
  5. Dr. L. - A Genuine Person, RoseAnn V. Shawiak
  6. There was a time, Emmanuel George Cefai
  7. The empty house, BrokenHeartPheko Motaung
  8. Its Warmer Next To You, Hailey Stump
  9. Journey Of Humor, RoseAnn V. Shawiak
  11. Untitled 3/13/2014, Andy Caldwell
  12. A Song, Doreen Maphosa
  13. Humored Unexpectedly, Lawrence S. Pertillar
  14. Joyful Sensations, RoseAnn V. Shawiak
  15. It's Your Choice, Burt Poole
  16. A Sense of Humor (A Satirical Moral) ..., MoonBee Canady
  17. A Ring Of Honor, Stanley Oguh
  18. Giggles On Death, Ima Ryma
  19. Inner Tickling, RoseAnn V. Shawiak
  20. Humor, RoseAnn V. Shawiak
  21. Humor, Rose Lu ( Bing Hua )
  22. A Short Poem, Jim Yerman
  23. Right Man, Lilyann Monahan
  24. Humor Heals, Lento Maez
  25. That I know -almighty, gajanan mishra
  26. Tell the truth, gajanan mishra
  27. Ireland, Saiom Shriver
  28. True Wit (5w), Pradip Chattopadhyay
  29. Stay Strong Beautiful, Claudette Guzzetta
  30. The Potency Of Laughter, Dilantha Gunawardana
  31. Humor Is Good, Philo Yan
  32. Laughter, Dilantha Gunawardana
  33. Anatomy of Humor and physiology of laugh.., TD. Kumar
  35. The Plains of Lane, Nikolai Curtis
  36. Art of Humor, maria sudibyo
  37. Smile Will Ya, James Casey
  38. Emotional Food Chain, Champs Ulysses Cabinatan
  39. Baby, You Did It, Maya Hanson (mye3)
  40. Cents of Humor, Gregory Huyette
  41. HAIKU #086 (bathroom humor), Carolyn Brunelle
  42. Humoresque, Stanley Cooper
  43. Looking At Family Portraiture Origina.., Lee B. Mack
  44. LOOKIING AT FAMILY PORTRAITS Original .., Lee B. Mack
  45. Rembrandt laughing (based on the paintin.., Raj Arumugam
  46. Humor, rinki nandy
  47. the short story of the droll, RIC S. BASTASA
  48. Who Knows What I Did But Its Funny, Gengis Capote
  49. you are who you are?, tamia wells
  50. Love's Sweet Humor, Dark Guardian
  51. ODDITIES, Edwina Reizer
  52. Rumors and Lies, Kaleigh Greenfield
  53. Love is everlasting., Rm.Shanmugam Chettiar.
  54. Entertaining Torture, Vanessa Kingsley
  55. These Hands, Eli MorenoDrew
  56. Severe Sense of Humor, asef fakih
  57. Confusion In Me, lovita lara
  58. God's Sense of Humor, Bill Grace
  59. Essence Of Sense Of Humor, Sumeet Mukherjee
  60. Why Worry About It, Francis Duggan
  61. Humor, Ted L Glines
  62. God's Sense of Humor, Remya Sasindran
  63. Please, O God of Humor, Raj Arumugam
  64. Tricks of the Trade, Is It Poetry
  65. the guy i love, sunshine onyii
  66. nba humor?, Harlan Simantel
  67. Aoife, Niamh Donnelly
  68. 4. Elements – Earth, Anand Dixit
  69. Bob Gibson, Francis Duggan
  70. The Golf Writer (To Kevin), Francis Duggan
  71. A Walmart Parking Lot, connie crane
  72. Mary O Dwyer, Francis Duggan
  73. FIRST KISS, Ray Lucero
  74. One of Us, Anna Pacheco
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