Poems About: LIMERICK

Tongue Twisters III – ICANNy Reply

Danny, spammer ensconced on his fanny,
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On June the eight in the year 03 the champion blue brindled greyhound from Millstreet Town
Mountleader Rolf owned by Daniel and Geraldine O Mahony raced his way into renown
By winning the St Ledger Classic for his proud owners a great night
The son of Smooth Rumble and Mountleader Diva had his backers cheering loudly in delight. read more »

Humorous


A LIMERICK read more »

To start with:

A limerick writer's a fighter
His rhymes must be tauter and tighter read more »

There was a mosquito the other day
That buzzed as he went along the way.
He stung me on a whim.
I jumped and swat at him, read more »

There was a sleepy head, you see
She was as sleepy as could be
When at night she didn’t rest,
Daytime put her to the test. read more »

Double Limerick:

The girl of his dreams was sweet Bess,
For Bess was ahead of the rest read more »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
These rhymes make no sense
But sound good they do read more »

There once lived a turtle
Who was the best at jumping a hurdle
But on day somethign terrible came
He fell and became lame read more »

Every trick up his sleeve - tried Patrick
To somehow compose a limerick
But it never did click
So he became damn sick read more »