Poems About: LIMERICK

I wish that I had a bed.
I sleep on the floor instead.
It’s such a small place,
With no room or space, read more »

There once was a guy named Ben,
Who asked me money for a lend,
And so I told him
I could trust him as far as I could throw him, read more »

There once was a young lady named Hannah
Who owned her very own spanner
She made a magnificent stool
and jumped in the pool to be cool read more »

There once was a sheila named Tara
on the day that she said 'Sayonara',
she was off on a trip
on a paddlesteam ship, read more »

I see myself in the Jacuzzi
but not with your average floozie.
As I like some pizzaz
I may yet ask Mahnaz read more »

There once was a man and his wife
who had been together most of thier life read more »

Driving home on a rainy night
sitting alone my passions ignite read more »

There once was a man named Mac
Mac lived in a rundown shack
but one day
he inheirited some monay ($) read more »

Der Vater der hatte oft Zorn,
und trug seine Nase stets vorn.
Doch den Blick in die Welt
tat in Beuernfeld read more »

The nudist colony

We once stumbled upon an old man
Sunning himself for a tan read more »

There once was a sheila named Gina
she would chase from this site a hyena.
So she grabs their small balls
hurls them over the falls read more »

There once was a man from Calcutta
Who loved all of his food covered with butter
His belly got huge
From the fattening deluge read more »