Poems About: LIMERICK

A poet would wax quite lyrical
And whose belly was quite spherical
To the tub he jumped in
Smashing his chin read more »

Whiskey as we all know is gods piss
Like seeing your Love and getting a kiss
Perfect for a Punk
Whose heart has sunk read more »

There once was a vermin named Herrmann,
his uncle was General Sherman.
Said the general 'well,
send these poets to hell read more »

I was driving to work the day shift
when some guy asks 'Give me a lift? '
I said, 'Sure, I'll try...
You're a smart, handsome guy! ' read more »

the plane headed straight for Palm Beach.
it seemed that we never would reach.
the plane made a sound
and dived down to the ground. read more »

I've been in the arms of my best friends Wife,
For that reason alone maybe I deserve life,
Won't see no more sun,
At least I had fun, read more »

There was a young lady from Reading
Who always knew where she was heading
She left to do law
And returned with much more read more »

After drinking a bottle of wine
while conversing with Englebert Klein,
Miss Fellaziobelle slurred
a most out of place word read more »

Trickle, pickle fiddlestick
tickles thick the lim-e-rick.
Brick to kick
wick to lick, read more »

Died old enough and full of spunk
Filled with Drugs and totally drunk
never said goodbye
no one even let out a cry read more »

As to pussies I (frankly) prefer
just plain smoothness and none of that fur.
As the alley is paved
so the cave must be shaved read more »

While the masses, like auburn-eyed cattle
were engrossed in their meaningless prattle.
An opponent stood tall
with much spunk, all in all read more »