Poems About: LIMERICK

There once was a religious fanatic
Though he was quite charismatic
In a cave he did hide
And this one truth I must confide read more »

Once there was a statue of gold
Elegant and beautiful to behold
One day it started to tarnish
To save it they covered it with varnish read more »

There once was a boy from Colerain
he shot heroin into his vein
but now he's all done
that needle like a gun, read more »

A fellow with cowboy boots
was with Satan himself in cahoots.
Though he had a thick hide,
when you looked deep inside read more »

There once was a rascal named Nick
Who pushed his cous* into the crick**.
Now he’s thinking he better
Get his cousin no wetter, read more »

There was a young lady from Clonmel
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball
But her dress caught on fire
And burnt her entire read more »

I have a young brother named Nolan
Who’s annoying, and a pain in the... colon.
But as he’s only my second
Sib, I’ll tolerate his heck and read more »

There once was a man called Fry,
Who was quite a curious bi.
He'd have all the men,
But now and again, read more »

My Valentine, a lady de Lille
Was recently put on de pille
‘Tis said without vex
That a man Mister X read more »

I wonder if poetesse Theo
is a Libra or even a Leo.
She will currently need
both to uplift indeed read more »

A surgeon called Stanislav Slaughter
took his blond anorexic young daughter
to a pigs' knuckle feast
(yes, the pig was deceased) read more »

While the masses, like auburn-eyed cattle
were engrossed in their meaningless prattle.
An opponent stood tall
with much spunk, all in all read more »