Poems About: LIMERICK

A poet named Paul Apicella
while as prickly as Nelson Mandela
has politely declared
that his skill is impaired read more »

The bacchanal abactor is back again,
To play his gamewith a beele;
Drives his hunt away to the unknown,
This cacogen is wild and rides like a claviform. read more »

On June the eight in the year 03 the champion blue brindled greyhound from Millstreet Town
Mountleader Rolf owned by Daniel and Geraldine O Mahony raced his way into renown
By winning the St Ledger Classic for his proud owners a great night
The son of Smooth Rumble and Mountleader Diva had his backers cheering loudly in delight. read more »

Tongue Twisters III – ICANNy Reply

Danny, spammer ensconced on his fanny,
upgraded downloading Net Nanny, - read more »

Humorous


A LIMERICK read more »

To start with:

A limerick writer's a fighter
His rhymes must be tauter and tighter read more »

A cat and dog were at play.
Then the dog got tired—in a way.
The cat seemed to miss the cue
And held onto its playful view. read more »

Once two brothers lived in a cave;
Poor were they with nothing to save.
But, somehow, their luck
A HUGE fortune struck! read more »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
These rhymes make no sense
But sound good they do read more »

There once was a lady named Kathy,
Who loved eating sweet sticky taffy.
Yes, she loved it so much,
That she used all her bucks, read more »

Double Limerick:

The girl of his dreams was sweet Bess,
For Bess was ahead of the rest read more »

Once two old ladies lived together.
They were friends in every weather.
Though they fussed,
And though they cussed, read more »