Poems About: PARIS

Another winter say has come and
Gone away
In Paris and Rome
And I wanna go home read more »

Once a mincing Mrs. from Mississippi*
Went to a bank for a fiddle-d-dee
But her girdle got stuck
And the "SS" came unstuck read more »

Once a lolling lassie from Laredo
Jumped on a bronco to enter a rodeo
But the steed fell in love
With the curve of her alcove read more »

Once a fidgety Lady from Greenwich
Who couldn't tell the time from a witch
Asked Big Ben the long hand
Why slower than short hand read more »

Once a randy Rajah from Ratnapoor
Stole into his harem to take a tour
Eunuchs were most occupied
With Ranis left untied read more »

The New Me.

From today I shall only write fine poems
go to the local poetry reading club and read more »

Once a Lord from the Kingdom of Dunkey
Who wasn't quite descended from the monkey
Didn't quite see he was a mule
On account of a royal rule read more »

for the Punjabi Lady in an all-night jogging bus

Don't blame India
For a thousand three hundred years read more »

Ursidae carnivora hug and hibernate
Hypolais polyglottes trill without triumph
Alliance Party* wins and vituperate
Opposition parties coagulate without lymph read more »

Once a measly Miser in Mumbai
Liked watching dancing girls on the sly
He went to Bolly-Wood
Though he felt jolly good read more »

Once a gorgeous Geisha in Kyoto
Took (a) Cowboy to see crisp kimono
Ai! took time to unfold
Lo! Behold! Body cold! read more »

Once an Anchor Woman at Sea Anne-Anne
Interviewed OFPRA* doing Can-Can
She said: Will you?
OF said: You, too! read more »