Weather Poems - Poems For Weather

Poems about weather. You can read the best weather poems. Browse through all weather poems.


Joi, The Glug - Poem by Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis

The Glugs abide in a far, far land
That is partly pebbles and stones and sand,
But mainly earth of a chocolate hue,
When it isn't purple or slightly blue.
And the Glugs live there with their aunts and their wives,
In draughty tenements built like hives.
And they climb the trees when the weather is wet,
To see how high they can really get.
Pray, don't forget,
This is chiefly done when the weather is wet.

And every shadow that flits and hides,
And every stream that glistens and glides
And laughs its way from a highland height,
All know the Glugs quite well by sight.
And they say, 'Our test is the best by far;
For a Glug is a Glug; so there you are!
And they climb the trees when it drizzles or hails
To get electricity into their nails;
And the Glug that fails
Is a luckless Glug, if it drizzles or hails.'

Now, the Glugs abide in the Land of Gosh;
And they work all day for the sake of Splosh.
For Splosh the First is the Nation's pride,
And King of the Glugs, on his uncle's side.
And they sleep at night, for the sake of rest;
For their doctors say this suits them best.
And they climb the trees, as a general rule,
For exercise, when the weather is cool.
They're taught at school
To climb the trees when the weather is cool.

And the whispering grass on the gay, green hills
And every cricket that skirls and shrills,
And every moonbeam, gleaming white,
All know the Glugs quite well by sight.
And they say, 'It is safe, the text we bring;
For a Glug is an awfully Glug-like thng.
And they climb the trees when there's sign of fog,
To scan the land for a feasible dog.
They love to jog
Through dells in quest of the feasible dog.'

Now the Glugs eat meals three times a day
Because their fathers ate that way.
And their grandpas said the scheme was good
To help the Glugs digest their food.
And it's wholesome food the Glugs have got,
For it says so plain on the tin and pot.
And they climb the trees when the weather is dry
To get a glimpse of the pale green sky.
We don't know why,
But they love to gaze on the pale green sky.

And every cloud that sails aloft,
And every breeze that blows so soft,
And every star that shines at night,
All know the Glugs quite well by sight.
For they say, 'Our text is safe and true;
What one Glug does, the other Glugs do;
And they climb the trees when the weather is hot,
For a birds'-eye view of the garden plot.
Of course, it's rot,
But they love that view of the garden plot.'

At half-past two on a Wednesday morn
A most peculiar Glug was born;
And later on, when he grew a man,
He scoffed and sneered at the Chosen Plan.
'It's wrong!' said this Glug, whose name was Joi.
'Bah!' said the Glugs. 'He's a crazy boy!'
And they climbed the trees, as the West wind stirred,
To hark to the note of the guffer bird.
It seems absurd,
But they're awfully fond of the guffer bird.

And every reed that rustles and sways
By the gurgling river that plashes and plays,
And the beasts of the dread, neurotic night,
All know the Glugs quite well by sight.
And, 'Why,' say they; 'it is easily done;
For a dexter Glug's like a sinister one!
And they climb the trees when the thunder rolls,
To soddenly salve their small, pale souls,
For they fear the coals
That threaten to frizzle their pale, pink souls.'

Said the Glug called Joi: 'This climbing trees
Is a foolish art, and things like these
Cause much distress in the land of Gosh.
Let's stay on the ground and kill King Splosh!'
But Splosh, the King, he smiled a smile,
And beckoned once to his hangman, Guile,
Who climbed a tree when the weather was calm;
And they hanged poor Joi on a snufflebust palm:
Then sang a psalm.
Did those pious Glugs 'neath the sufflebust palm.


And every bee that kisses a flower,
And every blossom, born for an hour,
And ever bird on its gladsome flight,
All know the Glugs quite well by sight.
For they say: ''Tis a simple text we've got:
If you know one Glug, why you know the lot!
So they climbed a tree in the burgeoning Spring,
And they hanged poor Joi with some second-hand string.
It's a horrible thing
To be hanged by Glugs with second-hand string.

Then Splosh, the king, rose up and said:
'It's not polite; but he safer dead.
And there's not much room in th eland of Gosh
For a Glug named Joi and a king named Splosh!'
And ever Glug flung high his hat,
And cried, 'We're Glugs! And you can't change that!'
So they climbed the trees, since the weather was cold,
As their great-grandmothers climbed of old.
We are not told
Why Grandma climbed when the weather was cold.

And every cloud that sails the blue,
And every dancing sunbeam too,
And every spakling dewdropp bright,
All know the Glugs quite well by sight.
'We tell,' say they, 'by a simple test;
For any old Glug is like the rest.
And they climb the trees when there's weather about,
In a general way, as a cure for gout.
Though some folk doubt
If the climbing of trees is good for gout.'


Comments about Joi, The Glug by Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis

There is no comment submitted by members..

Poems About Weather

  1. 1. Joi, The Glug , Clarence Michael James Stani ..
  2. 2. Fairweather Friends , Melvina Germain
  3. 3. Made For Me , Aldo Kraas
  4. 4. It Is So Warm For Early In December , Francis Duggan
  5. 5. I Know Sonata , Aldo Kraas
  6. 6. It's Raining In Wonthaggi , Francis Duggan
  7. 7. I Feel Lucky To Live In This Country , Francis Duggan
  8. 8. The Day For November Quite Warm , Francis Duggan
  9. 9. On Hearing A Magpie Sing , Francis Duggan
  10. 10. Le Femme Du Jour , Aldo Kraas
  11. 11. Haiku - 305 , Dagmara Anna AuraDagimar
  12. 12. American Idol Rewrite-Boundaries , Ramona Thompson
  13. 13. A Sign From Nature , Francis Duggan
  14. 14. Never The Same And Always Changing , Lawrence S. Pertillar
  15. 15. Hymn For The New Year , Aldo Kraas
  16. 16. I Will Be Grateful For This Day , Aldo Kraas
  17. 17. The Sky , ayesha bibi
  18. 18. Undying Love, Unbroken Promise, My Love , Lin Kah Mun
  19. 19. How Beautiful , Orhan Veli Kanik
  20. 20. Good Weather , Orhan Veli Kanik
  21. 21. Let It Rain , precious antone
  22. 22. The Weather Is Fine , jodde taylor
  23. 23. Wandering At School , Juwon Daniel
  24. 24. A Reason For Every Season (My Ode To The.. , Nichole Kaci McKnight
  25. 25. Sunny Weather , charles carrelli
  26. 26. Summer Days (Triolet) , Dorian Petersen Potter
  27. 27. Soda Pop , Jeff Nesvig
  28. 28. Season Greetings , Amanda Shelton
  29. 29. Heavy Rain , Angela Wybrow
  30. 30. Imago , Franz Wright
  31. 31. Helping Others..... , Justin Darner
  32. 32. Numb , brittney keith
  33. 33. He Rides The Dog Fence. , R. K. Hart
  34. 34. Whatever The Weather , Samantha Wallace
  35. 35. Acceptance , Robert Burgan
  36. 36. Shipmates (1914) , Cicely Fox Smith
  37. 37. Weather , stacey mina
  38. 38. Mothers And Daughters , Heather CCC
  39. 39. Shivery , Mary Gore
  40. 40. Weather Watch , John W. (Coyote) Fox
  41. 41. Just Diary , Norilyn Chen
  42. 42. New York Winter , James Casey
  43. 43. Cold Cold Cold , josephine lee
  44. 44. On A Night Like This I Wish It Would Rain. , iesha wilborn
  45. 45. The Shipwreck: Canto Ii , William Falconer
  46. 46. Gotta Weather The Storm , Wayne Falconer
  47. 47. Hum , Ann Lauterbach
  48. 48. In This Weather, In This Windy Storm , Friedrich Rückert
  49. 49. March , Virna Sheard
  50. 50. Cold, It's So Cold , Smile Henry
[Hata Bildir]