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Her Bum - Poem by Mark R Slaughter

‘Does my bum look big in this? ’ She glared.
I gulped and stared upon the floor.
I must escape; the bedroom door
Was open. ‘Run! ’ my senses cried.
But I was numb – nerves were fried!

‘Well? ’ She scowled. I sought a subterfuge.
‘It’s absolutely huge! ’ I thought –
But how to tell her that–? A short
And blighted life she’d wreak on me.
And so to Wife, on bended knee

I prayed ‘Oh please release me from this hell! ’
She gave a yell: ‘So is it big? ’
I looked again – a mammoth rig
Was hanging down – but how to say?
An honest man would surely pay!

I stuttered ‘Err... well, yes it’s nice.’
Her voice was ice: ‘But in this? ’
I tried diversion with a kiss.
‘I love you’ also burbled out – but
I was heading for a rout.

I drew a breath. ‘Be a man! ’ I growled
Inside this howling, quaking head.
‘Well actually love, ’ and now I’m dead,
‘It’s colossal – a real whopper... ’
The bedroom shook; I couldn’t stop her.

I daren’t publish anymore…




Copyright © Mark R Slaughter 2010










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Poems About Woman

  1. 1. Her Bum , Mark R Slaughter
  2. 2. Woman, Oh Woman (A Song) , Bill Simmons
  3. 3. Give Respect , gajanan mishra
  4. 4. Woman 3 , Dilantha Gunawardana
  5. 5. There Is Only One Woman In My Heart And .. , MOHAMMAD SKATI
  6. 6. Her Hidden Treasure , Mark R Slaughter
  7. 7. Hymn To The Woman , Aldo Kraas
  8. 8. I Am Not A Woman... , JoJo Bean
  9. 9. Trust A Woman , gajanan mishra
  10. 10. The Tower Beyond Tragedy , Robinson Jeffers
  11. 11. Beauty Of A Woman , Shashikant Nishant Sharma
  12. 12. She's Determined And A Strong Willed Woman , Lawrence S. Pertillar
  13. 13. The Woman I Call Sister , Marissa Gertmenian
  14. 14. Thurso’s Landing , Robinson Jeffers
  15. 15. Woman Of Strength , sharon simani
  16. 16. Cuckoo Song , Rudyard Kipling
  17. 17. Battered Doll , Mark R Slaughter
  18. 18. A Good Woman , Francis Duggan
  19. 19. To Be A Woman , hafiz qasim
  20. 20. Hats Off To The Woman, Who… , Dr John Celes
  21. 21. Woman 26 , Ershad Mazumder
  22. 22. Two Loves , Ella Wheeler Wilcox
  23. 23. Unfolded Out Of The Folds , Walt Whitman
  24. 24. Behind A Great Man A Great Woman , MOHAMMAD SKATI
  25. 25. The Strength Of A Woman , Naomi Johnson
  26. 26. Love Is Ruling , gajanan mishra
  27. 27. Watch And Learn , gajanan mishra
  28. 28. Women For The Men , Mark R Slaughter
  29. 29. Modern Woman , Sylvia Chidi
  30. 30. Balancing Act , gajanan mishra
  31. 31. Women And Poems , Taslima Nasrin
  32. 32. The Woman I Am , Absent Wryta
  33. 33. Evil Woman , Juan Olivarez
  34. 34. A Life Half Lived , Mark R Slaughter
  35. 35. Cups Of Coffee , Carl Sandburg
  36. 36. Woman Is A Masterplan , Dorsey Baker
  37. 37. Godly Woman , andile andy
  38. 38. Man Vs Woman , Noel Horlanda
  39. 39. Making Love To A Black Woman , Samuel Newton
  40. 40. The Nut-Brown Maid. A Poem. , Matthew Prior
  41. 41. Woman , gajanan mishra
  42. 42. Happy Women's Day , Umasree Raghunath
  43. 43. Woman Of God , Jocelyn Dunbar
  44. 44. Lesbian Woman-V 1 , Ramona Thompson
  45. 45. The Gospel According To Lilith- Chapters.. , Lonnie Hicks
  46. 46. Cabin On Loon Lake , Michael Pruchnicki
  47. 47. A Real Woman , Vangile Mtyali
  48. 48. I Love Sensual Women , Daniil Ivanovich Kharms
  49. 49. Educate Woman , Saudatu Kabir
  50. 50. Pretty Woman , Dorsey Baker