I will cut the head off my baby and swallow it if it will make Bush lose.
(Zainab Ismael, Iraqi housewife. As quoted in Newsweek magazine, p. 31 (November 16, 1992).
On the day of the United States' 1992 Presidential election; the incumbent President George Bush lost to Democratic challenger Bill Clinton.)
This scene was supposed to be in a saloon, but the censor cut it out. It'll play just as well.
(Otis Criblecoblis, U.S. screenwriter. W.C. Fields (W.C. Fields), Never Give a Sucker an Even Break, an aside made to the camera in a nasty tweak at movie censorship (1934).
The scene takes place in an ice cream parlor and Fields blows the head off his ice cream soda like beer foam.)