Quotations From FRAN LEBOWITZ
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Local television shows do not, in general, supply make-up artists. The exception to this is Los Angeles, an unusually generous city in this regard, since they also provide this service for radio appearances.Fran Lebowitz (b. 1950), U.S. humorist. Social Studies, ch. 16 (1981).
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.Fran Lebowitz (b. 1951), U.S. journalist. "Tips for Teens," Social Studies (1981).
If you're going to America, bring your own food.Fran Lebowitz (b. 1951), U.S. journalist. "Fran Lebowitz's Travel Hints," Social Studies (1981).
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.Fran Lebowitz (b. 1951), U.S. journalist. "Parental Guidance," Social Studies (1981).
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater ... suggest that he wear a tail.Fran Lebowitz (b. 1951), U.S. journalist. "Pointers for Pets," Social Studies (1981).
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I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?Fran Lebowitz (20th century), U.S. author. "Words Are Easy, Books Are Not," The New York Times (August 10, 1994).
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.Fran Lebowitz (b. 1951), U.S. journalist. "Tips for Teens," Social Studies (1981).
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