Quotations From MASON COOLEY

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• 1411.

  To appear well dressed, be skinny and tall.

  Mason Cooley (b. 1927), U.S. aphorist. City Aphorisms, Thirteenth Selection, New York (1994).
• 1412.

  Fame now wears the halo that once crowned holiness.

  Mason Cooley (b. 1927), U.S. aphorist. City Aphorisms, Twelfth Selection, New York (1993).
  
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• 1413.

  Eccentricity gives misfits a way of fitting in.

  Mason Cooley (b. 1927), U.S. aphorist. City Aphorisms, Fourteenth Selection, New York (1994).
• 1414.

  I love money, but will money ever love me in return?

  Mason Cooley (b. 1927), U.S. aphorist. City Aphorisms, Fourth Selection, New York (1987).
  
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• 1415.

  Modern pictures banish depiction for interfering with the workings of paint.

  Mason Cooley (b. 1927), U.S. aphorist. City Aphorisms, Eighth Selection, New York (1991).
• 1416.

  "I'm being treated like a sex object," cried the lady. "No matter. I will take care of it," said Time soothingly.

  Mason Cooley (b. 1927), U.S. aphorist. City Aphorisms, New York (1984).
  
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• 1417.

  True wit has a grave intention.

  Mason Cooley (b. 1927), U.S. aphorist. City Aphorisms, Ninth Selection, New York (1992).
• 1418.

  The moment of orgasm is no time for ironic comments.

  Mason Cooley (b. 1927), U.S. aphorist. City Aphorisms, Second Selection, New York (1985).
  
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• 1419.

  Literary criticism now is all pranks and polemics.

  Mason Cooley (b. 1927), U.S. aphorist. City Aphorisms, Eighth Selection, New York (1991).
• 1420.

  Listening to people keeps them entertained.

  Mason Cooley (b. 1927), U.S. aphorist. City Aphorisms, Eleventh Selection, New York (1993).
  
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